Comments on: 12 Reasons Writing Is Better Than Sex

By: Bluenikki29

Bluenikki29 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:36:22 +0000

31. It is not gross to do it on your period.
32.you won’t stain your sheets.
33. You can bite your pen and it will not scream.
34.You can stop half way through and not get yelled at.
35.If you are doing it with someone else you don’t feel bad when you finish first.
36.You never have to fake your finish.

By: Bluenikki29

Bluenikki29 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:25:08 +0000

27. You will not be called a bad parent when you encourage your children to do it.
28.You won’t be disappointed when you only do it for 2 minutes.
29.You don’t have to cuddle when you are done!
30. No one will bitch when you fall asleep during it.

By: spikethelobster

spikethelobster — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:05:29 +0000

You guys have me laughing my head off here… #19 and #21 are BRILLIANT!

By: Deidre

Deidre — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:36:25 +0000

This was great! More, please…

20. All your lines are good.
21. Paper, pen, and computer don’t compare you to their exes.
22. You don’t need any protection.
23. You can practice all you want without guilt.
24. You don’t need a partner.
25. You don’t have to look good when you do it.
26. You don’t have to haggle about how many times a week to do it.

By: CFS

CFS — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:34:58 +0000

There is at least one way they are the same:
If you don’t sequester yourself behind closed doors, people will be constantly interrupting you!

By: Anne Wayman

Anne Wayman — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:38:02 +0000

Reason #15 – It’s easier to do on the table and probably easier on the table as well
Reason # 17 – You can eat while you do it… food, that is
Reason #18 – You won’t look funny doing it in private either.
Reason #19 – The kids won’t be traumatized if they walk in while you’re doing it.

sigh… wonder if I’ll get this meme out of my head today… like a tune…

By: spikethelobster

spikethelobster — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:49:25 +0000

Nice to see you’re all twisted.
What happened to reason 15, Natalina?